people who go into the shower then turn it on are not to be trusted
i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining
at least SOMEONE laughs at my jokes. it’s me. i laugh at my own jokes.
Imagine your OTP sleeping together for the first time. Not having sex, but sleeping next to each other. At some point during the night, Person A wakes up and sees Person B curled up next to them, with their arm thrown over Person A’s shoulders, making Person A smile before they go back to sleep.
let’s just watch movies in just our underwear and kiss a lot
feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever