Maybe he acts that way because you bleeeeeeeeeeeew the roofer at the cabin

problackgirl:

"real men dont rape" actually, real men do rape. they do. men rape. it isn’t done by ~fake mythical special brand of evil~ men, it’s done by real men, men who may seem nice, men who you think you can trust, men you know, men who you’re close to. real men do rape. that’s the problem

cheeky-geek-m0nkey:

When I say tumblr, I think people assume I run this hipster photography blog. Little do they know I’m a fandom geek that ships clones and screams about blonde French Canadians.

turneduppp:

I don’t say I love you unless I mean it, and when I love, I love hard and long. So chances are I’ll never stop loving you.

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

next time on

mlssfortune:

how the hell did you gif that, that literally aired a minute ago

the different kinds of favourite characters

yourweeaboobs:

  1. my baby
  2. my husband
  3. my son
  4. let me ride you
  5. this motherfucker

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college